(Source: graceslick-, via ourentangledspines)
883. The Wizarding World always wanted Muggles to know about the Battle of Hogwarts, and though they tried sending subtle signs, none of them worked. They called upon an ex-Hogwarts pupil, one who was very gifted with words, to disguise herself as a Muggle and go undercover for perhaps the rest of her life. She would write the whole of Harry’s story, interviewing necessary characters, and writing it down in as much detail as possible. Even if it took 7 books. Joanne said she’d be delighted to do such a thing.
(Source: accioheadcanons, via implodingemotions)
You’ve been eating cupcakes wrong your whole life
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bad atheist:
lol I don't believe in god and if you do YOU'RE A BIG BIG DUMB!!!!! and also a loser lol good luck with your dumb illusions dummy
good atheist: I don't believe in god but if you do then I respect you and your beliefs bad christian: LOL EVERYONE OF YOU DUMB DUMB SINNEERS ARE GOIN DOOOOOOWN DOWN DOWN TO DEVIL TOWN LOLOLOL have fun burning for all of eternity LOSER good christian: I believe in god but if you don't then I still respect you and your beliefs also a bad atheist: You know, evolution is really the only way maybe you should listen to me and stop being so absorbed into that stupid book and just look at the evidence around us and stop living such a sheltered life because I know that all you religious people are the same and also you shouldn't disrespect me for my beliefs how could you be such a jerk omg also a bad christian: Hey I'm going to help you find the light I know you said you'd never change your mind but God is so amazing just come to church with me and listen and come to my youth group and I'm not going to let you do this to yourself I don't want you to live like this I'm going to save you don't tell me you don't need saved you do
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